The Downhill Side of Thirty — Reading Companion
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Sally was leaning over him, serving his plate with scrambled eggs and ham, but he tried to ignore her and turned to the next page. Here was an editorial by the Department of Health. He scanned it. Same old thing. Sex to be avoided like poison by all persons, male and female, over thirty-five years.
Chuck forked a piece of soya bread, and swabbed the last of ham grease and egg from his plate. He sat drinking his soya hot chocolate, and wanting a cigarette.
Sally finished eating, stretched, and the nylon threatened to rip. She went and got his suit coat and hat. At the door he tried to kiss her goodbye in his best "big brother" manner. But she clinched in close, and suddenly he didn't feel like a brother.
She whispered in his ear, "Come on back. I'll call and tell them you caught a virus!"
He almost took off his hat. Then he said, "You know it would show up in my weekly S-Count!" He shuddered just saying the words. God! how he hated that! He continued, "And if I slip once or twice on that, you know what they do."
Feeling sorry for her, he added half-heartedly, "But you're only thirty. And I wouldn't blame you.... Lot of people do, you know."
She leaned back, still in his arms, and laughed up at him. "No, I'll wait and break you down!"
"Even knowing what they're likely to do?"
"But surely! Then at least the temptation wouldn't be so handy!"
He walked rapidly toward the office. Other groups walked along talking and laughing. Here and there someone called to him.
He came to U.S. 75, a deserted graying eight lane strip. As he started across, a bike came over the rise and he dived into the ditch. But it was only a Catholic priest pedalling furiously along on a girl's bicycle. Then there had been another clash! He climbed out of the ditch, and walked a ways down the highway. There it was. The priest was just climbing off the bike, and there was a motorcycle cop.
Chuck Dane walked up the highway to the scene and stood watching. The priest was kneeling, his black bag open, administering last rites to the two youths.
The cop, fat and redfaced, came over and stood beside Chuck. "Two less Teenagers!" he grinned.
"Dying, eh?" Chuck asked.
"Dying or dead! These damn kids!" He said it with just a tinge of envy.
The Father snapped his bag shut, and pedalled away. Chuck went over for a closer look. Both of the kids were on roller skates, the powered kind. Chuck Dane noted with satisfaction that they were Airex skates.
Both of the kids had on the regular uniform, black leather jackets, and leather belts eight inches wide. Mounted on the center front of the belts were the regulation three foot razor sharp spears. Only now there was not much of the spears to be seen. Because neither kid had chickened. The shorter boy had caught a spear in the lower chest, and the taller one caught it in the guts.
Funny, Chuck Dane thought, staring down at them. Even in this cotton batting, vacuum world of 1990 the Teenagers could find ways to kill each other off! He envied them their spirit!
He waved at the cop, who was calling in a report, and walked back up the highway. When he got to his usual place, he started to cross.
In that frantic second, he saw only the black leather jacket bearing down upon him. And the bike with the spear mounted on the handlebars, the tip sparkling like a diamond in the sun. It swerved, and came straight for him. Chuck dived into the ditch, even as he felt it prick his coat.
The kid yelled, "Cock-a-doodle-do!" and pedalled on.
Chuck climbed up out of the ditch and ran across the highway. Then he straightened his clothing, dusted himself off. This was damn undignified! He hated the kid, wanted to kill him with his bare hands.
He walked along, thinking how it had all come about. First it had been the highway death toll. When it had reached over two thousand on week days, and ten thousand on weekends, the government had stepped in. Their solution had been simple and foolproof. They simply taxed gas out of sight. Now the oil companies exported their total output, and were making more money than ever.
Then some fool in the A.M.A. had pointed out that almost as many people were dying of lung cancer as had previously fallen on the ribbons of death.
The story begins with Chuck Dane examining himself in a fluorescent-lit mirror, noting grey hairs but feeling far from thirty-five. He dreads the photoelectric beam in his hallway that triggers a recorded warning: “Lung Cancer, Heart Attacks! Heart Attacks, Lung Cancer! Beware, old man, Be ... ware!” This opening immediately establishes a world where health risks are weaponized as social control, and the protagonist’s small acts of rebellion—like crawling under the beam—are met with state surveillance.
The domestic scene with his wife Sally mixes intimacy with frustration. She teases him about sleeping in his “own little bed,” and he craves a cigarette after two years of forced abstinence. The morning newspaper reports exaggerated death tolls from prohibited activities, showing how propaganda reinforces the bans. The excerpts provide a vivid snapshot of a marriage strained by government-imposed restrictions on sex and tobacco for those over thirty-five.
The Photoelectric Beam as a Character
The photoelectric beam in Chuck’s hallway is more than a security device; it is a persistent antagonist. Chuck’s hesitation before walking through it, his occasional crawling underneath, and his fantasy of jamming it reveal his resentment. The beam’s “tinkly message” follows him, a constant reminder of the state’s reach into his home. This detail echoes the broader theme of surveillance: even private spaces are monitored, and daily routines are punctuated by reminders of mortality and compliance.
The beam also serves as a narrative device, marking transitions in Chuck’s day. It forces him to confront his age and the rules that govern his life. The story’s title, “The Downhill Side of Thirty,” gains weight when the beam’s warning is tied to his thirty-fifth birthday, just eighty-nine days away. The beam is not merely a prop but a symbol of the inescapable system that defines his existence.
Propaganda and Manufactured Fear
The newspaper Chuck reads is a tool of the state. Headlines like “375 died this weekend doing you know what” and “Will you be next?” are designed to scare citizens into obedience. The story notes that only three hundred deaths were predicted, but the propaganda inflates the number. This manipulation of statistics mirrors real-world fear campaigns, but here it is directed at controlling personal behavior.
The bottom half of the page shows pictures of victims and their spouses, blaming them for “leading on” partners. This shifts responsibility from the state to individuals, reinforcing the idea that desire itself is dangerous. Chuck’s internal conflict—wanting a cigarette after two years—shows how the propaganda has internalized the ban, yet the craving persists. The excerpts suggest that the system works not through force alone but through guilt and fear.
Marriage Under the Bans
Chuck and Sally’s relationship is portrayed with both affection and tension. Sally’s “devilish grin” and her comment “I’m not made for sleeping alone” show her desire, while Chuck’s reply “And I’m thirty-five and not 'spose to!” highlights the absurdity of the rules. Their banter is playful but underscored by frustration. Sally burns toast in an electronic toaster, a small domestic failure that contrasts with the high-tech surveillance.
The story uses their interactions to explore how the bans affect intimacy. Chuck’s craving for a cigarette is paralleled by his longing for physical closeness. The government’s intrusion into their bedroom is literal: the beam monitors movement, and inspections are routine. The marriage becomes a site of resistance, but also of compliance. Sally’s compassion and Chuck’s anger suggest a partnership strained by external forces, yet they still find moments of connection.
The Countdown to Thirty-Five
Chuck’s age is a central concern. He is “thirty-five and eighty-nine days” from his birthday, a countdown that looms over the narrative. The story opens with him not feeling thirty-five, but the grey hairs and the beam’s warning remind him otherwise. The title itself frames aging as a descent, and the excerpts suggest that turning thirty-five means losing access to sex and tobacco—activities that define adulthood and pleasure.
The government’s logic is that health risks justify the bans, but the story implies a deeper control over life’s milestones. Chuck’s internal monologue reveals his resistance: “God, he wanted a cigarette. After two years he still wanted one!” The countdown creates urgency, and the reader is left wondering how he will cope. The excerpts do not reveal the outcome, but they set up a tension between biological desire and social regulation.
The excerpts from The Downhill Side of Thirty offer a focused look at a society where personal health is a public mandate. The story’s strength lies in its small, telling details: the sting of shaving lotion, the crackle of burnt toast, the repetitive warning of the beam. As you read, pay attention to how Shockley uses domestic routines to explore larger questions of freedom and control. The incomplete excerpts leave the resolution open, but the groundwork is laid for a critique of paternalistic governance.
The rain kept drumming on the glass while I reread Chuck’s morning routine, that sad arithmetic of pleasure versus permission. It made me curious about the machinery underneath, the quieter forces shaping his choices. Later, I found myself in The Seeder — A Closer Reading, and the afternoon softened into something much stranger.
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